Party Like It’s MY Birthday
The trick is: not to think of it as YOUR money. And remember, February 7th is my birthday. That is in just 3 DAYS. #ImJustSaying
Lemme guess… He doesn’t go to MIT.
When I'm feeling hopeful and romantic, I have been known to peruse the Craig's List 'Missed Connections' classifieds but I see now that the 'Casual Encounters' are way more entertaining.
Hands off!
I still think that the hands should have been dark brown. Now, THAT would have made a statement.
Apparently “poo” means “crab” in Thai.
I don’t care what it was supposed to mean. I can’t buy that book.
No matter how big you are, there is always someone bigger or better.
Damn, really? Then, who came before?
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hawt like me?!
“No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.” - Marilyn Monroe
Hands off: He is mine!
The next model has the same outfit, except the hand is wrapped around his head.
