Act Like You Know
"Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet [for tomorrow is my birthday."
St Augustine [and Taryn Maxximillian Dafoe]
Party Like It’s MY Birthday
The trick is: not to think of it as YOUR money. And remember, February 7th is my birthday. That is in just 3 DAYS. #ImJustSaying
Happy Birthday, Mum!
Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and...
Ireland Forever!
Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please Lord," he implored, "let it be blood!!!"
Gimme A Spank or Walk Thee Plank
"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex [on your birthday], there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities [on your birthday]."
- Matt Groening.
Time To Take My Medicine
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
- Woody Allen *coughs* MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!
Time Is Never Wasted When You’re Wasted All The Time
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt."
My Birthday Is February 7th
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S Thompson
Don’t Blow It
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my...
Happy Birthday, Kev!
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."
- Jennifer Yane.
Safe and Loud
I hope this Independence day finds you enjoying more band for your buck. Remember: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... or a finger. Play it safe. Designate a driver. Party down.
Leslie Sacks: Collection of an Art Dealer
Leslie Sacks: Collection of an Art Dealer June 19 – August 28, 2010 Opening Reception: Saturday, June 19, 5-7pm. Bergamot Station 2525 Michigan Ave., B6 Santa Monica, California 90404 Phone: (310) 264-0640 Email: info@greenfieldsacks.com Website: www.greenfieldsacks.com Hours: Tuesday – Saturday, 11am-6pm.
