Party Like It’s MY Birthday
The trick is: not to think of it as YOUR money. And remember, February 7th is my birthday. That is in just 3 DAYS. #ImJustSaying
Time Kiwi
My timelines: facebook, twitter, tumblr and instagram all in the same place. Squeeze my kiwi.
… And a partridge in a pear tree.
5 Gifts I Didn’t Get This Christmas That I Want Next Year: A subscription to MAD MAGAZINE A stocking full of: All the latest Gummy candy, at least four of only the creamy cheese packets from Kraft or Velveeta deluxe macaroni and cheese, boxes of the giant orange and fruit punch flavored Tic Tacs, cherry...
Happy Birthday, Mum!
Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and...
LinkedIn is for creative professionals too. Understanding how it works is the first step to being creative about how to use it to network with creative and entertainment professionals. Don’t sleep. Watch and learn. You can do this.
Lemme guess… He doesn’t go to MIT.
When I'm feeling hopeful and romantic, I have been known to peruse the Craig's List 'Missed Connections' classifieds but I see now that the 'Casual Encounters' are way more entertaining.
Hands off!
I still think that the hands should have been dark brown. Now, THAT would have made a statement.
Underwood & Flinch: Episode 39
For years, I thought that it was a trust fund that I always wanted. Supernatural powers and a guardian are so much flossier.
Apparently “poo” means “crab” in Thai.
I don’t care what it was supposed to mean. I can’t buy that book.
No matter how big you are, there is always someone bigger or better.
Damn, really? Then, who came before?
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hawt like me?!
“No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.” - Marilyn Monroe
Underwood and Flinch: Episode 38
Special thanks to Mike Bennett for sharing more of Lord Underwood and sating my desires... well, some of them.
So, you are an actress? Tell me, what have you DONE?
Boom! I have a new website. Go check it out… Taryn Maxximillian Dafoe | L.A. woman. Hollywood actress.
