There was this sexy gal sitting inside a bar, just looking at her drink. After she didn’t move for half-an-hour, this obnoxious trouble-making drunk stepped up right next to her, took the drink from her napkin, and just drank it all down. The poor gal started crying.
The drunk turned and said: “Come on, Sweetie, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a beautiful woman crying.”
“Thanks, but not having a drink anymore isn’t the reason I was crying.” the actress replied, “Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important audition. My agent became outraged and quit repping me. When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing but take a report. I finally got a cab to take me home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my iPhone 4 in the cab. Then, I got home to find my boyfriend in my bed with my housekeeper.”
The drunk man was nearly sobbing now. The actress continues, “I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison …”
