MY BIRTHDAY
IS IN JUST 2 DAYS.
My birthday is in just two days; you may have already heard. Unlike so many people I know, I will accept – very gratefully, might I add, festively wrapped birthday gifts. Amazon Wishlist? Public Google shopping list of things I’d love to get for my birthday? Why, yes. Of course, your presence is- by its very nature, a present. This is a truth I would never deny [in public].
Need some quick birthday gift ideas?
A subscription to MAD magazine
A bottle of Hotrawks: Or a case even. I’m not fussy over these details.
Bottle[s] of Champagne : It doesn’t have to be the flower bottle-
but it should scream birthday.
Bottle[s] of Prosecco
Bottle[s] of various flavored bitters from the shop in Silverlake called Bar Keeper
Orchids or Lilies of any color and mono-chromatic arrangements of roses in white or pink (no babies breath)
and, it goes without saying but I love this word: cash.
