As I stood in my shower letting the hot water pummel my thirsty skin,
I had this series of thoughts: It has been written many times that we are never given more than we can handle.
I wonder: Does that include good things too?

Does one not get invited to the Oscar after parties because one would drink to fucking much?
You don’t get invited to the Oscars because you can’t handle the open bar?
Only the cool kids get to go? The ones that know better than to drink too much?

*sighs*

Fuck you, Vodka. I wanna go to the Oscars.

*pops collar*