I am an actress who writes, a collector of flasks + rare books, an avid Baccarat player and fledgling daredevil who loves to party. Caveat Emptor: I am a Los Angeles native and will break the fingers of any and all who attempt to strew litter on my native soil.
MY BIRTHDAY IS ALMOST HERE!

MY BIRTHDAY IS ALMOST HERE!

You were born an original. Don't die a copy.
Time Kiwi

Time Kiwi

My timelines: facebook, twitter, tumblr and instagram all in the same place. Squeeze my kiwi.
Did u score?

Did u score?

It's getting harder and harder to find a guy who will wait.
Nobody's Family Is Going To Change

Nobody’s Family Is Going To Change

This is my favorite radio show of all time.
LinkedIn

LinkedIn

LinkedIn is for creative professionals too. Understanding how it works is the first step to being creative about how to use it to network with creative and entertainment professionals. Don’t sleep. Watch and learn. You can do this.
Lemme guess... He doesn't go to MIT.

Lemme guess… He doesn’t go to MIT.

When I'm feeling hopeful and romantic, I have been known to peruse the Craig's List 'Missed Connections' classifieds but I see now that the 'Casual Encounters' are way more entertaining.
Apparently “poo” means “crab” in Thai.

Apparently “poo” means “crab” in Thai.

I don’t care what it was supposed to mean. I can’t buy that book.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hawt like me?!

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hawt like me?!

“No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.” - Marilyn Monroe
The Need 4 Feed

The Need 4 Feed

Sharing is caring. Instead of wondering what I've been listening to lately or worse yet... Actually ASKING me, click the Vinyl Tapp to subscribe to my entire RSS feed of listened to tracks on Last.fm.
Girlfriend

Girlfriend

I know it doesn't sound too nice, but I don't care 'bout her -- your girlfriend. Let me love you tonight.
The Dream Team: Episode 1

The Dream Team: Episode 1

Who is the dream team? What did they do? Why did I select them? I'll explain. I have a long list of very talented people that I want - more than anything to work with, and I'm putting it out here... Since you're here now, there's...
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Party Like It's MY Birthday

Party Like It’s MY Birthday

The trick is: not to think of it as YOUR money. And remember, February 7th is my birthday. That is in just 3 DAYS. #ImJustSaying
The Power of 52

The Power of 52

Things that I can be, have, do or have done by the last week of 2012
... And a partridge in a pear tree.

… And a partridge in a pear tree.

5 Gifts I Didn’t Get This Christmas That I Want Next Year: A subscription to MAD MAGAZINE A stocking full of: All the latest Gummy candy, at least four of only the creamy cheese packets from Kraft or Velveeta deluxe macaroni and cheese, boxes of the giant orange and fruit punch flavored Tic Tacs, cherry...
Happy Birthday, Mum!

Happy Birthday, Mum!

Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?" His employees replied, "No." Again, he touched his finger to the box and...
Love in the workplace is so fleeting.

Love in the workplace is so fleeting.

Judging fro those ugly pants, I wonder if he's a chef.
It's disturbing enough.

It’s disturbing enough.

We've got this covered, thanks.
Ah, l'amour...

Ah, l’amour…

Ixnay on the oozedyay.

Ixnay on the oozedyay.

Scrimp and save?
Lucky stiffs.

Lucky stiffs.

He’s already stiff from rigor mortis, so no supplements needed.
What an asshole.

What an asshole.

I want one just like this...

I want one just like this…

When I see things like this, it makes me want a little guy of my own.
Hands off!

Hands off!

I still think that the hands should have been dark brown. Now, THAT would have made a statement.
Underwood & Flinch: Episode 39

Underwood & Flinch: Episode 39

For years, I thought that it was a trust fund that I always wanted. Supernatural powers and a guardian are so much flossier.
It's a family affair.

It’s a family affair.

If it's not your first cousin... it's all good, right?
I've heard it so many times, it must be true.

I’ve heard it so many times, it must be true.

I wonder if I can reverse-engineer this theory...
No matter how big you are, there is always someone bigger or better.

No matter how big you are, there is always someone bigger or better.

Damn, really? Then, who came before?
Yelp

Yelp

This is the part where I like it or lump it.
Underwood and Flinch: Episode 38

Underwood and Flinch: Episode 38

Special thanks to Mike Bennett for sharing more of Lord Underwood and sating my desires... well, some of them.
So, you are an actress? Tell me, what have you DONE?

So, you are an actress? Tell me, what have you DONE?

Boom! I have a new website. Go check it out… Taryn Maxximillian Dafoe | L.A. woman. Hollywood actress.
Team building activity?

Team building activity?

Was this approved by HR?
Spray and Wash

Spray and Wash

That's why I sometimes don't shake hands.
How was work today?

How was work today?

o_0
#FuckYoCouchToo

#FuckYoCouchToo

Some guys just don't get a break. Ridicule at home. Ridicule at work too.
BEFORE THE DAWN

BEFORE THE DAWN

A clip from BEFORE THE DAWN, directed by Mark Manalo. Starring yours truly, Siaka Harding, Stephen Akira.
Crabs: Not Just for Eating

Crabs: Not Just for Eating

Oh, he won't need the butter.
Tequila Sunrise

Tequila Sunrise

Tequila: It's not just for drinking... Not anymore.
Heavens to Megatroid!

Heavens to Megatroid!

This one's a keeper.
Mo' Money Mo' Problems

Mo’ Money Mo’ Problems

No info for the DEA...
Hands off: He is mine!

Hands off: He is mine!

The next model has the same outfit, except the hand is wrapped around his head.
Who Wears Short Shorts

Who Wears Short Shorts

If you dare wear short shorts- Nair for short shorts.
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