Guideline #2020

Guideline #2020

Sarcasm is a delicate art; it is best left to the professionals.

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Guideline #1011

Guideline #1011

Nobody wants your poker face.

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Guideline #2010

Guideline #2010

Don’t be a boob. Turn off the tube.

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The [Un]Friend

The [Un]Friend

He loves me. He loves me NOT.

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So Fresh and So Clean

So Fresh and So Clean

Just so we’re all clear: You don’t ‘run this city’ if you’ve got dirty pant legs.

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i need 2 fuck

i need 2 fuck

“i need to fuck” is nether approximately nor actually equal to “I am thinking about fucking you” or “I can’t wait to see you… so I can fuck you” or “Thinking of you”.

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Guideline #1030

Don’t be a lazy bastard. Go to the source and see for yourself or, at the very least, pay someone else to do it for you.

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Have the courage to shut the fuck up.

Sometimes it is better to just STFU.

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Ye Ole Fyne Print

Copyright and license details are RIGHT HERE.

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Guideline #1002

Be auto-retentive.

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Guideline #1003

Esse quam videri.

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Guideline #2002

Only jerks interrupt when receiving a compliment.

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Guideline #1001

Do not make the mistake of thinking that you are, acting like or actually being lazy, uneducated or stupid.

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Guideline #2001

Don’t text like a toddler.

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